Reality Winner? Really? – The Daily Caller

My job is to read as much news as I can in a day and then make it somewhat more entertaining for my reader(s). Some days are easy, and some days arent so easy. And then theres today, when the top story in America is about a leaker of Top Secret documents who is literally named Reality Winner. Im not sure yet what sort of day this is.

Chuck The Boss Ross reports:

The 25-year-old woman who stole Top Secret documents from the National Security Agency and leaked them to The Intercept appears to be a supporter of Bernie Sanders and other progressive icons, such as Bill Maher and Michael Moore.

Reality Leigh Winners apparent social media footprint also shows that she is a supporter of other liberal causes, including the Womens March and the Islamic Society of North America, the Muslim civil rights group

Winner was indicted in federal court on Monday after she allegedly stole classified documents from her employer, Pluribus International, a defense contractor that does work for the NSA from its offices in Augusta, Ga.

Some say we need to send all the millennials to Gitmo. This is a perfect example of why thats not such a bad idea. Weve raised an entire generation of Americans who think that rules and laws dont apply to them. Unfortunately for this young woman, her name is Reality Winner and not Hillary Clinton, so shes actually being charged with her very obvious crime.

But, because this is 2017, she will now be lionized by the left. Hell, if they can make a hero out of Bradley Manning, they can make a hero out of anybody. The same people who howled at a county clerk in Kentucky for following her Christian conscience on gay marriage will defend this young lady for following her conscience on their religion. She hates the same people and things they do, so shes one of them. No enemies on the left.

My advice to young Ms. Winner is to declare that shes now a man. Make everyone else change their pronoun usage at the drop of a hat. Then, just wait for another Democrat to get elected president and commute her sentence. Go with what works.

She wouldnt even have to change her name, like Manning did. As weve all learned, Reality knows no gender.

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