Pamela Anderson Is Using Vegan Food to Help Free Boyfriend Julian Assange – Eater

This one is a doozy, and kind of reads like Mad Libs: 2017 Edition, so let me break it down for you:

Got all that? Anderson made the appeal in an announcement on her blog this week, along with multiple photos of her posing with her golden retriever. Yes, all of this is true.

If youve ever wanted to sip a whisky shot with a salt-cured human toe floating in it, the Downtown Hotel in Canadas Dawson City is a destination to mark on your map.

The bar made headlines this week when the toe it serves (which is reused from shot to shot, presumably because sourcing new toes for each drink sold would be a Sweeney-Todd-esque logistical nightmare) was stolen. This story has a happy ending, though the anonymous thief returned the appendage a few days later, with apologies.

Way back in 2013, ER heartthrob and casino-heist-savant George Clooney made the announcement that he and his buddies had created their own brand of tequila. The response from many (this author included) was who the hell wants to buy tequila from George Clooney?. This week we got the answer, which was a lot of people like $1 billion worth of them. Business is hard.

Before Mario Batali was a household name, he was just another kid behind the counter of a New Jersey sandwich shop. This week on The Tonight Show, the mega-chef revealed that he still goes back to Stuff Yer Face in New Brunswick, NJ, at least once a year for a stromboli sandwich. Its good to remember where you started.

How are you going to make a Sno Ball thats not ball-shaped? Its madness.

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