Golfing with Wynn: Could there be a dynasty forming in the Tuesday Men’s League? – St. Albans Messenger

Is it too early to talk about a dynasty?Due to a quirk in the computer system picking the teams, the trio of Dan The Fish Poissant, Mike Soupie Supernault, and Leighton Deer Hunter were together again. These guys won last week, and by some miracle, they won again this week. This time The Fish led the squad with a +6, Deer was +4, and Soupie came in with a +1.5. Their +11.5 was 3 better than the second-place team.

Larry Harley Wilson must have felt like the Lone Ranger as he was +8.5, even though his team was -1. Harley was most over points, even with the distraction of playing with the negative Mero boys, who were a combined -10.5.

Gary Iron ManDeaette giving his driver some needed work.3 doubles on the front contributed to his -1.5 effort.

Speaking of dynasties...Chris Blue Gill made it two in a row on finishing on the last-place team. Not ready to challenge Paul Cold One Smith, but theres a lot of time left. The guy who really dragged this club down was Paul Hack Hatch, who checked in at -4.5. Stormin Normand Sarthou (-1) and Larry The Lyons (+1) rounded out the Dumpster Fire Team with a score of -5.

Who got the Crash and Burn? Bob Bone Mero invited his brother, Mike T-Bone Mero to play in the League this week. T-Bone didnt disappoint as he captured the coveted Crash and Burn Trophy for being most under points at -7.5. An experience T-Bone will always remember.

Roland ButterscotchDaudelin, Brent Smiley Lussier, Ron The Canuck Deschamps,and Paul Cold One Smith . This was before The Canuck accused Butterscotch of losing his phone,which was in his pocket. Smiley went on to birdie #18 while Cold One avoided a last place finish.

Phone detective.There have been many inquiries, well, actually only one, about the whereabouts of Roland Butterscotch Daudelin. Butterscotch cant even manage to be on the last-place team. Happy to report that Butterscotch has turned into a phone detective. Ron The Canuck Deschamps accused Butterscotch of being responsible for the loss of his phone, which happened to be in his pocket. According to The Canuck, he was looking for Butterscotchs ball near the pond on #5 when it fell out. Butterscotch led a search party out to the pond and found the phone. The Canuck thanked Butterscotch by eating his potato chips.

Closest to pin:Havent heard much from Terry Old Smoothie Edwards this year. He finally made the newsletter by winning closest to pin, 3 4 away. Brent Smiley Lussier won the 50-50.

The Mero boys, T-Bone and Bone, with Corkscrew Gates and Harley Wilson. Harley was wondering how he could be +8.5, yet the team was -3.

Ask Bone:"Bone was asked, I cant seem to drop a putt of more than 2 feet. Im deadly from 6 inches, but whats the secret of draining those 2 footers?

"I use a good fabric softener. The rash on my legs all but disappeared, and the sores in my mouth are healing. Nothing says putting machine like Downy.

Stormin Normand explained how to score under 100.I holed out from the trap on #16, then holed out from behind the green on #10. Its all about laying up to a number, then trusting your wedge. Of course, its the first time Ive done it this year.

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