The Hipster Christmas Song – Video

Posted: December 25, 2012 at 11:41 am




The Hipster Christmas Song
Follow us on Twitter! : twitter.com/yummystevecakes twitter.com/dylsexicneat Lyrics: Sitting around the vinyl record player, Regifting fruitcake as old as John Mayer. A vintage Christmas cardigan Is on the Christmas card again. Santa enforces gender roles, Occupy the North Pole. Coffee from that hot barista, Shopping on Etsy like a fashionista Scoffing at shoppers in line at stores, Instagramming pictures of food porn. Chorus: Reading postmodern novels by the light of the fire, Fixing the Prius with new snow tires, Drinking organic hot cocoa, With all-natural, vegan marshmallows. Arguing politics at Christmas dinner With an aunt who #39;s mad that Obama was the winner And feeding corporations with a huge wish list, This is what makes a hipster Christmas. Dubstep remixes of songs from Bing Crosby, Heinous sweaters reminiscent of Bill Cosby. PETA funded protests, Demanding reindeer get a rest Santa was a socialist, White men on the naughty list. Keep the X in Xmas, Christ is politically incorrect. Traditions aren #39;t trendy to them, Wrapped in scarves from H M. Chorus. Postmodern novels, Fixing the Prius, Organic hot cocoa, And Obama was the winner, yeah, A hipster Christmas.From:Steve SloanViews:18 1ratingsTime:02:32More inMusic

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