Urban Dictionary: technology

1) The application of science, math, engineering, art, and other fields of knowledge to create tools and implementations deemed useful by a society.

2) Anything that has to do with computers. Often misused by stupid people and corporations that market to said stupid people.

The latest technology is Blu-ray.

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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Something that will eventually destroy society, make obesity the new "average" weight, and cause mass unemployment.

Damn technology.

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in economics: not a resource, but part of the production process. Anything that increases the performance of an resource without the change in resources.

In war, a country with the comparitive advantage in national defense, has a greater availability of technology that increases their performance without the need of a large quantity of troops.

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n. anything that was invented after you were born

"Technology is killing me."

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First coined by young ingenue Judy Alexander, "Technologies" is a term for any kind of awkward social interactions/dynamics. It can be used as either an adjective or a noun.

Or:

Don't listen to those girls and what they say about you, they don't know anything, it's just technologies.

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Something that allows one to talk with hot babes on the internet all day.

"I love technology, but not as much as you, you see. Still, I love technology... Always and Forever"

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A pleasure inducing entity for those who consider themselves gadgeteers. Involves locking oneself in one's room and playing with objects of a technological nature. Often times people with lisp's or strange voices who can not socialize normally because of their impediment are accustomed to a love of technological activities as well as hold a fondness for all sorts of gadgets.

"Technology rules!" (commonly shouted by gadgeteers in conjuction with a hand sign meaning "I am a loser!")

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Urban Dictionary: technology