Dominos Turned Up The Heat For This Years Cursed Roulette Pizza & Consider My Anoos Spooked – Pedestrian TV

Prepare thine guts and a big glass of plain milk because Dominos is bringing back that utterly cursed Halloween Pizza Roulette for another year. And after last years tummy-searing and ring-stinging situation, the pizzy lords have gone and turned up the heat, havent they?

Last year the roulette pizza featured one rogue (1) slice slathered in tongue-tingling Yellow Bhut Jolokia chilli sauce, which clocked in at just over the 1 million mark on the Scoville spice scale. With nowhere to go but up (or perhaps down, to the depths of culinary hell), this years Full Chaos Pizza will feature a random slice thats spiked with Reaper Chilli Sauce. Yep, its exactly what you think it is hot sauce made with Carolina Reaper chillis.

And yes, that is your large intestine quivering under the knowledge that a Carolina Reaper comes in at a truly scorching 2.2 million on the Scoville scale.

I know they say the biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us he doesnt exist, but surely licking a slice of pizza and putting in the box alongside normal, not-tarnished-with-liquid-death slices has got to be up there.

If I was the unlucky bastard to cop the bulk-chilli slice I feel like Id immediately be like Homer Simpson with the Guatemala insanity peppers, and my mouth would turn into molten liquid. Im sure as hell not the pope of chilli town, so please dont let me ruin my guts with this roulette pizza.

Similar to last years roulette pizza which now seems like childs play, a tepid pizza for babies, and nothing that old mate from Hot Ones would bat an eyelid at you can add the possessed piece to any kind of pizza you want from the menu. That means all your vego and vegan mates are not immune to the gut-punch of accidentally chomping down on the devils dough slice just because theyre not partial to a meatlovers pizz.

If youre keen to absolutely fuck up your life for a (quite literal) hot minute, possibly induce a thunderclap headache, and then ruin your life again about eight hours later when youre trou-down and quietly dying on the dunny, then youve got a couple of days to jump on the pizza roulette. These genuinely cursed slices are only available at your local Dominos from October 25 (thats today) to the 31st, and its totally free to add the gnarly chilli sauce onto to your chosen pizza.

Godspeed and fingers crossed you dont prank yourself.

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