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The Juice is back for its fifth season of fun! Stop by each weekday for an ample serving of news from the action, plus great photos, stats and video highlights.

Rolaids Chapman: The ESPN broadcasters wondered aloud if this would be a season-defining comeback for the the Detroit Tigers, who scored four runs in the eighth and beat the Cincinnati Reds 7-6. Two of the runs came against Aroldis Chapman, who struggled with his command in a failed attempt to secure a two-inning save. Though he came in with two runners on and nobody out, the match-ups favored Chapman, who has been particularly dominant against left-handed batters. But Brennan Boesch managed a single and Matt Young got hit by a pitch to force in a run before right-handed batter Austin Jackson lined a tying two-run double. A walk to Quintin Berry and a run-scoring wild pitch followed. Chapman retired Miguel Cabrera, Prince Fielder and Delmon Young to get out of the inning, but not with a lead. Detroit, heavily favored in the AL Central, took two of three in the series and is 28-32 overall.

Bucco loot: We went down this road in 2011 with the Pittsburgh Pirates, who were in first place this past July 25 before utterly disintegrating the rest of the way. Fool us once, Buccos, shame on you. But they find themselves tied for first place in the NL Central again after completing a three-game sweep of the Royals in interleague play. Andrew McCutchen homered and drove in all of the runs in a 3-2 victory against K.C. A.J. Burnett took a no-hitter into the sixth and has won five straight starts. The Pirates are pulling this off despite averaging about 3.2 runs per game, with a club on-base percentage of .285.

Nine times: The Baltimore Orioles won their ninth straight extra-inning game, 5-4 in 10 to the Phillies. The Orioles rallied from a 4-1 deficit against Cliff Lee, who still has yet to pick up a win this season in what's becoming an Illuminati Conspiracy. Steve Tolleson hit a three-run homer and Matt Wieters drove in the winning run with a double to finish off a big day at the plate. The Phillies left 10 on base and went 3 for 11 with runners in scoring position to drop their eighth game in nine tries.

Revenge for the 2010 World Series! (not really): The Texas Rangers managed to combine for a three-hitter, beating the Giants 5-0 despite losing starting pitcher Alexi Ogando to a strained groin after he went three perfect innings. Three relievers finished off the Giants, who also were shut out Friday in the series opener. Tim Lincecum's ERA is 6.00.

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Quote of the Day: "Good umpires had a real bad series this series a real bad series and it went one way. There should be a review." Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine after what appeared to be a rough time at Fenway Park. The Washington Nationals won 4-3 to complete a three-game sweep. Valentine was ejected in the ninth for arguing balls and strikes against umpire Al Porter (whom I've never heard of).

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Photo of the Day: "The Seattle Six? Yeah, that was me."

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Lovingly curated light readings to speed you through your Friday:

Hi, haters.Theres a font of NSFW language in the above video, so beware unless your boss finds it charming when profanity is sung or delivered in a British accent. But click, and youll find a loving anthem to internet trolls, largely dormant around here during the summer because we cant call 35-percent completion ratios lackluster and in doing so grievously insult their favorite quarterbacks. We miss you guys too, and well see you real soon.

AND SPEAKING OF HATERS.Youre just jealous of Mike Garretts new job.

So far as we know.Astonishingly, this Morgantown lawnmower DUI charge is not associated with the West Virginia football program. [via @BrianMFloyd]

Hat on a hat. No, seriously. A hearty bounty in the form of homemade baked goods to the first reader who can photograph Xzibit wearing one of these.

Nicolas Cage to investigate Illuminati involvement in UCLA quarterbacks, Iowa running backs. Because really, this is getting out of hand.

EA Sports hates USA. Or South Alabamas bad at paperwork.

Necessary basketball reading. Northwestern blog Sippin On Purple examines the universitys academic standards for student-athletes.

Everything seems well, and then Spencer Hall wrote at length earlier this week how its better to be lucky than good when it comes to college football, and today our own Andy Staples takes a swing at it, with a meandering, mesmerizing alternate history of BCS football since 2004. An Ohio State-Michigan national title game? Entirely possible, even plausible. Read all the way to the end and see if you agree that certain events are inevitable in all timelines. (And if you werent a fan of the Tebow hagiographers before, just imagine Daniel Moore painting his likeness full-time.)

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Lovingly curated light readings to speed you through your Friday:

Hi, haters.Theres a font of NSFW language in the above video, so beware unless your boss finds it charming when profanity is sung or delivered in a British accent. But click, and youll find a loving anthem to internet trolls, largely dormant around here during the summer because we cant call 35-percent completion ratios lackluster and in doing so grievously insult their favorite quarterbacks. We miss you guys too, and well see you real soon.

AND SPEAKING OF HATERS.Youre just jealous of Mike Garretts new job.

So far as we know.Astonishingly, this Morgantown lawnmower DUI charge is not associated with the West Virginia football program. [via @BrianMFloyd]

Hat on a hat. No, seriously. A hearty bounty in the form of homemade baked goods to the first reader who can photograph Xzibit wearing one of these.

Nicolas Cage to investigate Illuminati involvement in UCLA quarterbacks, Iowa running backs. Because really, this is getting out of hand.

EA Sports hates USA. Or South Alabamas bad at paperwork.

Necessary basketball reading. Northwestern blog Sippin On Purple examines the universitys academic standards for student-athletes.

Everything seems well, and then Spencer Hall wrote at length earlier this week how its better to be lucky than good when it comes to college football, and today our own Andy Staples takes a swing at it, with a meandering, mesmerizing alternate history of BCS football since 2004. An Ohio State-Michigan national title game? Entirely possible, even plausible. Read all the way to the end and see if you agree that certain events are inevitable in all timelines. (And if you werent a fan of the Tebow hagiographers before, just imagine Daniel Moore painting his likeness full-time.)

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Ever since leaving the cottage a few weeks ago, Ive been stricken with city-fever, an ailment that causes you to wake up by alarm clock instead of sunlight, stay indoors for long periods of time on your computer, and never hang out with deer. Desperate to return to the natural world and just chill, Bowerbirds video for Overcome With Light may just be the cure to my affliction. Well, at least for three minutes.

Soothing nature footage edited to the sparse and erratic guitar playing, it seems like the director of the video has uncovered a hidden code inside of natures seeming chaos. Astral signs align and diamonds float in the sky, which are obviously traces of the Illuminatis control over the worlds proceedings, with the light the Bowerbirds sing of presumably being the reptilian overlords eye watching over us. It is strange that Bowerbirds would associate with such an organization, but I guess the Illuminati are allowed to love folk music too, so you cant really blame them.

The Clearing is out now via Dead Oceans.

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A summer camp conducted by the Jadavpur University science club has allowed students of several city schools to beat the heat by escaping into the world of physics, robotics and Vedic math.

Twenty-six students from schools like Loreto Convent, Don Bosco Park Circus, BD Memorial International School and Welland Gouldsmith School, Patuli, have joined the four-day summer camp, which ends on Thursday. Guardians are free to contribute whatever amount they want to the science club for letting their wards participate in the camp, where JU students from engineering streams like instrumentation, electronics, computer and mechanical tutored them on scientific concepts in innovative ways.

On Wednesday, the event convener, Amit Mishra of instrumentation technology, and his team of first, second and third-year students had the youngsters in thrall by demonstrating basic robotics.

We picked up robotics, as this area touches upon different spheres of engineering such as electronics, instrumentation and designing of power circuit chips. The kids took a keen interest in the robot race afterwards, said Mishra.

Now that I have learnt how to design robots, I will be able to build one myself, said Hriday Mullick, a Class VII student of BD Memorial International School.

We are awarding tasks to students, who have been divided into teams, under the guidance of a mentor,, said Bappa Mullick, president of Illuminati, the science club.

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Despite his fall from broadcasting grace in 2008 after Sachsgate, comedian Russell Brand has decided to mae a return to TV, with his new show, Brand X.

The show, which will air both in the US and the UK will see the British funnyman put his own spin on topics including current affairs, and celebrities. Speaking in a trailer for the show, which will be shown on FX in the US, Russell's new show will "tell the honest truth about what I feel about all sorts of thingscelebrity stuff, skulduggery, the Illuminati"

Joking about his accent, Russell, who presented the MTV Movie Awards over the weekend, added: "All of this in an accent you can barely understand."

The show, which will be shown on Sky Atlantic in the UK, will premiere on July 2.

Will you be tuning in?

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By Abid, Glamsham Editorial

In fact when the film was announced there was a hot debate whether Saif-Raghvan should have gone in for Deepika Padukone as the Saif-Deepika 'jodi' was fresh and superhot from the super success of their last venture, LOVE AAJ KAL. A section of the media even went to the extent of blaming Kareena for putting pressure on Saif-Raghvan not to sign Deepika and instead choose her for the role.

However, we know that this is all rubbish as Deepika was never considered for the role and Kareena was the demand of the script and justifiably so! No one could have essayed the role of a Pakistani spy agent-cum-doctor as effectively as Kareena.

That is all history as all eyes are now focussed on Illuminati Film's next, COCKTAIL, directed by Homi Adajania (of BEING CYRUS fame). The first look and song promo of COCKTAIL has grabbed all attention. The "Tum Hi Ho Bandhu" song by Neeraj Sridhar looks like a sure fire chartbuster. The Saif-Deepika pair is looking very cool together and one can sense a vibrant chemistry between the two from the song promo itself.

One expects the youth to relate to this Imtiaz Ali written chilled out romantic fare! With Homi Adajania at the helm of affairs we can expect some out of the box thinking and an exciting film looks like in store for the audience when the film releases on 13th July all over.

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Big Brother 13's new housemates have entered the compound after tonight's launch night episode.

The first entrant to the house, Deana Uppal, was informed upon entering that she will be immune from the first evictions, but had to nominate three housemates for the public vote this week based on her first impressions of the group, ultimately opting to nominate Conor McIntyre, Victoria Eisermann and Lydia Louisa.

The full selection of housemates for Big Brother 13 are as follows:

Deana Uppal, 23, the current Miss India UK, and a successful model in both the UK and India, where she currently lives in a house with three servants. She is happy being single, and claims that the greatest love of her life is money.

Arron Lowe, 23, a model for Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister, and a Mixed Martial Arts fighter. He claims to be looking to return to MMA after Big Brother, and is mainly in it for "the glory". His strategy for Big Brother is to get others to like him and then play them off against each other.

Caroline Wharram, 20, a former boarding school girl from Surrey who claims to be "weird, embarrassing and a bit of a loser". After dropping out of university her only job has been as a charity 'mugger', which ended when she dropped her phone down a toilet.

Conor McIntyre, 24, a personal trainer from Northern Ireland who claims the most important person in his life is him, adding: "Basically I love myself." His party trick is to wrap his penis around his wrist and to ask people the time, something he calls "the c**k watch".

Luke Scrase, 24, a nightclub promoter from Stoke-on-Trent who claims to be the best looking alpha male in any bar he goes into. He says his ideal type of girl would have a "proper tight body" and "not be stupid" as he likes a challenge.

Shievonne Robinson, 28, an ex-Playboy bunny from Lewisham who thinks all men are liars and cheaters. Her party trick is to smoke a cigarette with her boobs, and she can down 10 tequila shots in 30 seconds.

Benedict Garrett, 32, an actor in the adult industry and former teacher - he was suspended from his last teaching job in 2010 when it was revealed he was a stripper and had worked in porn. He defended himself against improper conduct at a hearing and can return to teaching in two years, while remaining a proud spokesman for the porn industry.

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While federal NDP leader Thomas Mulcair was touring the Alberta oil-sands this week, premier Alison Redford was in Virginia at the infamously exclusive Bilderberg financial conference, which is open to only a few hundred of the worlds top movers and shakers. Jen Gerson imagines the week of the Alberta leader and former UN-lawyer:

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Men in black cloaks arrived to deliver official invitation to the Bilderberg conference today. Take that, Christy Clark. Some of us who are actually relevant to the global economy receive invitations, too. And us elite power brokers get to do so much more than just fly naked on Richard Bransons back. (I remember well trying kite surfing as an adventurous young lawyer in South Africa. Nelson Mandela invited me to partake during a team-building exercise. It happened on one of the rare clear weekends when we were not trying to rebuild the countrys post-Apartheid legal structure. Kite-surfing? I did not care for it at the time.)

As instructed, local double-agents have been dispatched to obfuscate Bilderbergs long-term intentions under the guise of conspiracy theories. If only they knew word of our plans to create a one-world government to oversee a massively reduced global population were, in fact, spread by an Illuminati mole intent on making even the mere mention of such deeds seem ludicrous. The deflections pile upon themselves.

Anyway, the conference invitation proved to be well timed, as it would give me the opportunity to forgo a meeting with Thomas Mulcair. This was a great relief. It would be difficult to make economic arguments against the Dutch Disease theory with a straight face while simultaneously attempting to orchestrate the sublimation of the central Canadian economy!

Tuesday

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B.C. premier Christy Clark

Christy proved too precious to attend Western Premiers Conference today, but no matter. We have the photographs. After mentioning upcoming Bilderberg attendance, found my fellow elected leaders to be surprisingly pliant with regards to a Canadian Energy Strategy. The oil must flow. The pipelines will be built and the coming economic empire that will become my domain will prove most useful to the lizard people chairing the first working group at Bilderberg.

Ive decided my first proposal there will focus on how to ensure ongoing favourable exchange rates.

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Deepika Padukone is all set to appear in a completely uninhibited avatar as Veronica opposite Saif in his home production Cocktail. Here's the first look of the film.

The climax

We could have shot it in Mumbai, but since Delhi has been lucky for us, we felt we must go there.

For the uninitiated, Cocktail brings together the entire team of LAK. Besides lead actors Deepika Padukone and Saif Ali Khan, Imtiaz Ali (who directed LAK) has written the story and Saif and Dineshs Illuminati has produced the film.

Also, the music for both films is by Pritam. The addition to this team is director Homi Adajania of Being Cyrus (2005) fame. The film will also mark the debut of model Diana Penty, besides having Dimple Kapadia and Boman Irani in supporting roles.

Not many know that initially, the film was supposed to be titled Love Aaj Kal 2. However, they didnt want the film to come across as a Love Aaj Kal franchise, so they called it Cocktail, says an insider. The first look of the film was released online a few days back.

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