Is the World Ready for Bjrk’s ‘Tinder Album’? – Vulture

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Attention Icelandic singles: Bjrk is on the market. In her new Dazed cover story, shes revealed that her mysterious, just-announced next album will tackle subject matter with the potential to be even more tragic than the dissolution of the relationship she mourned on her last album. Dont look now, but Bjrks been swiping right. This is like my Tinder album, she explains. Tinder! Album! She continues: I set myself up with the last album being a heartbreak album, so everyones gonna be like, Are you married? with this one. But its too fragile still. I think, if I could, Id just say this is my dating album. Lets just leave it there. But Bjrk, a mere visitor among us earthlings, appears to be looking for love in the most hopeless place this planet has to offer. Its about that search [for utopia] and about being in love, she says. Spending time with a person you enjoy on every level is obviously utopia, you know? I mean, its real. Its when the dream becomes real.

Three seconds spent on Tinder will tell anyone utopia is the last thing youd discover on that godforsaken app. But for the sake of Bjrks happiness and sanity weve taken it upon ourselves to play matchmaker and give her profile a deserved signal boost. Behold: Bjrks completely authentic Tinder bios. And please, serious inquiries only.

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Is the World Ready for Bjrk's 'Tinder Album'? - Vulture