What is Jordan Petersons ‘grandma dream’? Story goes viral 23 years on

A section from Jordan Petersons 1999 book Maps Of Meaning, in which he narrates a dream he once had about his grandmother, has been circulating on Twitter recently.

Peterson himself read it aloud for the audiobook.

Routledge published Maps Of Meaning in 1999, when Peterson was 36 years old. The book took him 13 years to complete.

Why is the dream Peterson had about his grandmother circulating on the Internet now, and how exactly does it go?

The full text of Petersons dream is too long to write out completely, so what follows involves some minor summarisation.

I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother, he narrates, sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river.

Shed suffered Alzheimers disease in real life, and regressed to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, too, she had lost her capacity for self-control.

Peterson goes on to describe how, in the dream, his grandmother absentmindedly stroked herself before walking over to him with a handful of pubic hair compacted into something resembling a large artists paint-brush.

She pushes the clump of hair into his face. He deflects her hand away, then acquiesces, unwilling to hurt her.

I let her have her way, he writes. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, isnt it soft? I looked at her ruined face and said, yes, Grandma, its soft.

But theres more. After that interaction, an old white bear steps out from behind Petersons late grandmother. It grabbed my left hand in its jaws. I took an axe and hit the bear behind the head, hard, a number of times, killing it. It went limp.

I tried to lift its body onto the bank. Some people came to help me. I yelled, I have to do this alone! Finally I forced it out of the water. I walked away, down the bank. My father joined me, and put his arm around my shoulder. I felt exhausted, but satisfied.

And thats the end of Petersons dream about his grandmother. Its available to read in its entirety on page 135 of this pdf of Maps Of Meaning.

The dream or Petersons narration of it periodically enters and exits the public consciousness.

It appeared on Reddit four years ago; it has been featured on Goodreads since at least 2019; and its popularity spiked in June 2022 when a YouTube user uploaded an audio clip of Jordan Peterson reading his grandma dream for the audiobook of Maps Of Meaning.

Note: they cut out the part where Peterson talks about his late grandmothers experience of suffering Alzheimers. They also added the opening seconds of George Michaels Careless Whisper, for dramatic effect.

Find the clip below.

Peterson is a divisive character as it is. He started to receive widespread attention as a public intellectual in the late 2010s for his views on cultural issues.

He has railed against identity politics, criticized people whom he calls post-modern Neo-Marxists, and argued that there is an ongoing backlash against masculinity.

All of which means that many are likely predisposed towards irreverence when hearing Jordan Peterson describe a dream in which his late grandmother strokes his face with her pubic hair.

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Imagine writing this, writes one YouTube commenter, then deciding it ought to go onto the final draft for publishing, then deciding it should be read out loud by you for your audiobook, then deciding that too should be published so the world can hear your own words in your own voice.

I feel speckledorfed, comments another, hornswoggled, bamboozled; violated emotionally, mentally and somehow physically. In summation, EEEEEEEEWWWWWW YICKY.

A third says: This is the greatest quote of all time.

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Bruno is a novelist, amateur screenwriter and journalist with interests in digital media, storytelling, film and politics. Hes lived in France, China, Sri Lanka and the Philippines, but returned to the UK for a degree (and because of the pandemic) in 2020. His articles have appeared in Groundviews, Forge Press and The Friday Poem, and most are readable on Medium or onurbicycle.com.

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What is Jordan Petersons 'grandma dream'? Story goes viral 23 years on