Boris Badenov at the State Capitol

The sinister operatives from the Trilateral Commission and the Illuminati who helped me to infiltrate The Arizona Republic and join forces with the United Nations, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Freemasons and the media in order to establish a one-world government will be shocked to learn as I did last week -- that our nefarious scheme for world domination has been uncovered by Tea Party Republicans now in control of the Arizona legislature.

As Boris Badenov once said to Natasha Fatale in The Bullwinkle Show:

Phooey! Foiled again!

To which Natasha replied, Dont you mean, Curses! Foiled again!?

And Boris answered, Please, Natasha. This is a kiddie show.

Likewise, the Arizona Legislature is a kiddie show, with the political delinquents from the Tea Party more or less in charge.

This was proved in part when the state House gave initial approval to SB1507, a bill already OKed by the Senate, which says that no Arizona government entity can do anything that follows the tenets of a NON-BINDING document called the United Nations Rio Declaration on Environment and Development. The declaration was adopted in the 1990s and lists such goals as increasing sustainability, managing natural resources and eradicating poverty.

Can you imagine anything more evil?

There is definitely a black helicopter caucus at the Arizona state house, said Democratic Rep. Ruben Gallego. It would be funny if it didnt have real world ramifications to things like our economy. We're trying to build a 21st century economy for Arizona and this kind of foolishness completely undermines it.

Not according to Tea Party dowagers like Rep. Terri Proud, who believes that the United Nations NON-BINDING declaration will somehow take away our rights as Americans by allowing the United Nations to mandate laws on our soil.

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Boris Badenov at the State Capitol