The New Yorker Borowitz Report: Ted Cruz's Constant 'Jesus' Remarks Drive Millions to Atheism

The New Yorker Borowitz Report: Ted Cruz's Constant 'Jesus' Remarks Drive Millions to Atheism Posted By Mara Ins Taracena on Mon, Apr 6, 2015 at 1:00 PM The New Yorker's Andy Borowitz published a satirical piece this morningsaying atheist leaders allege Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz's repeated "Jesus Christ" campaign remarks has driven millions of people in the U.S. to look into atheism.

From the piece:

Its been amazing, Foyler said. Were getting calls from people who are curious about atheism for the first time in their lives. And when we ask them what got them thinking about it, they all say the same thing: I just heard Ted Cruz talk."

This was a funny quote from the piece:

Here's one of my favorite incoherent quotes by Cruz. This one happened when he stood on the Senate floor for hours expressing his dislike for Obamacare in 2013. There are more listed on TIME's top 10 best Cruz quotes:

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The New Yorker Borowitz Report: Ted Cruz's Constant 'Jesus' Remarks Drive Millions to Atheism