This Craigslist Ad for a Genetic Engineer Is Pure Wonderful Madness

I have loved a lot of Craigslist ads in my time, but I truly love this one the most. It sounds like a plot ripped from The Avengers or Fantastic Four, crossed with VC-funded biotech startup madness.

Heres what the ad says:

I am a billionaire who needs help creating a mouth wash.solution.gum with CRISPR-Cas9 containing viruses that will change specific genetic loci in my cheek epithelial cells to prevent a positive match against DNA found at the scene of a crime (my DNA was planted by a Doctor who is Doomed).

Skills Required

*CRISPR-Cas9 engineering of mammalian epithelial cells

*Experience in DNA forensics

*Experience with Robotics

*Between 59 and 60 in height and medium build in case I need you to wear a custom built suit

*Must code in Python, Haha, joking, we will write everything in C and Assembly

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This Craigslist Ad for a Genetic Engineer Is Pure Wonderful Madness