Friends: The One With Jeremy Clarkson's Word

Thats a bit harsh, Jeremy.

Ill tell you whats harsh and I might as well deal with this now so we dont have a stand-up fight at the barbie whats harsh is you telling the meejah that it was 'quite wrong for me to say the Guy-Gibsons-dog word

I dont know what youre talking about. I didnt say anything about a dog or Guy Gibson, whoever he is.

I dont believe it! said Clarkson. How can an Englishman not know about the Dambusters? Youll be telling me youve never seen The Great Escape next. Well, for your information, Guy Gibson commanded 617 Squadron, and he had a black Labrador called well I cant tell you what it was called, because then Ill get into even more trouble. But it began with 'n.

What? He called his dog the n-word?

Yes! There was a war on. People had more important things to worry about. And so should you, frankly. Youre supposed to be running the country, not shopping your friends to the Thought Police.

But, Jeremy, you just cant say you know the word you cant say.

But thats the whole point! I didnt say the word you cant say. I actually emailed my producer to say that it might sound like Id said the word you cant say, even though I hadnt. So we re-recorded that bit to make it completely n-word-free. Now Im being crucified for something that I neither broadcast nor said.

But people think you said it, Dave argued, and they know were friends, so I have to dissociate myself from you, just in case they think I might approve.

Oh, naff off, Dave, youre being a total

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