(l to r) Anna Kostakis and Nikita Burshteyn in Romeo and Bernadette. (Photo: Russ Roland)
By Samuel L. Leiter
With a radical revival of West Side Story just over the Broadway horizon, it seems like hubris to challenge that musicals updated take on Romeo and Juliet with yet another one. But thats just what producers are doing in Romeo and Bernadette: A Musical Tale of Verona and Brooklyn, a far-too-cheesy slice of Italian-American stereotypes set primarily in 1960 Brooklyn and featuring a score based on classic Italian tunes. (In one of the best comic moments, though, it also gives a nod to West Side Story.)
Youd think that, by now, it would be politically incorrecteven in a spoofto keep harping on the mobster connections and ethnic patois of people baked in the same brick oven that produced the The Sopranos, the Coppola and Scorsese movies, Jersey Shore, and countless others. That, though, is the raison dtre of Romeo and Bernadette, which, despite a few chuckles and some quality singing, is trite, clichd, and nonsensical, offering little of value to the recipe. Serrano, a Los Angeles show that tried the same thing with Cyrano de Bergerac, was only marginally better.
The inane premise begins within a framing device in which a slick Brooklyn guy (Michael Notardonato, shadowing John Travoltas Tony Marino) struggles to impress his English-major date (Ari Raskin) by sitting through a community theater production of Romeo and Juliet, singing:
I know the show ends with disas-tuh.But cant they do disastuh fastuh?
Hoping to lure her to his place, he tells her theres more to Shakespeares story that she doesnt know, thus launching the show within a show. In it, Brooklyn girl Bernadette (Anna Kostakis, the Juliet of the opening scene), visits Verona with her father, a mini-Don Corleone named Sal Penza (Carlos Lopez), and her beehive-coiffed mother, Camille (Judy McLane). The Romeo of Scene One (Nikita Burshteyn) spots her, falls in love, and follows her to Brooklyn, dressed in his Shakespearean garb and spouting ear-wrenching pseudo-Elizabethan dialogue. (The rationale? Dont ask me.)
There ensues a ridiculous series of events as Romeo, wooing Bernadette, contends with his nasty love rival, Tito Titone (Zack Schanne), while getting involved in a gangster-family feud between Bernadettes father and Don Del Canto (Michael Marotta). Del Cantos son, Dino, portrayed by the storytelling guy, becomes Romeos mentor in how a Brooklyn guy speaks and acts, while himself pursuing Donna Dubechek, played by the English major actress.
Threats, violence, guns, and romance give way to familial rapprochements and a wedding. After two hours of farcical idiocy, the action returns to the original girl and guy, the latter now ready to explain Hamlet to his date.
The cast of Romeo and Bernadette. (Photo: Russ Rowland)
Justin Ross Cohens menza menza direction and choreography do little to elevate the show. His actors are all game but, with a couple of exceptions, like Ari Raskins Sandi, few carry off the Bensonhurst accents and swagger without strain. Several sing better than they act. Nikita Burshteyn, a handsome young tenor, has a lovely voice, but hes unlikely to be cast as Romeo in a serious production.
If youre familiar with the melodies of Cannio, Falvo, Tosti, Giordani, Rossini, Bellini, and others, youll appreciate how theyve been transformed into period-appropriate pastiches, fitted by Saltzman with lightly amusing lyrics. The music can be distracting, however, as when I kept trying to nail a particularly catchy tune called Theres Moonlight Tonight over Brooklyn. Only after I finally remembered it as 1948s much-recorded Youre Breaking My Heart did I learn of its origin as an early 20th-century tune by Ruggero Leoncavallo.
Walt Spanglers abstract, one-set-serves-all design of white piping satisfies except for when a black curtain is clumsily introduced to separate one locale from the others. Ken Billington adds bright colors to the cyclorama, and Fabio Toblini and Joseph Shrope dress the actors with 1960 flair. But the zippers on Romeos boots are as anachronistic as Dinos use of Guido.
Even granted some license, Romeo and Bernadette never justifies its lapses. This show is just asking to be whacked.
Romeo and Bernadette: A Musical Tale of Verona and BrooklynAmas Musical TheatreA.R.T./New York Theatres502 W. 53rd Street, NYCThrough February 16
Samuel L. Leiter is Distinguished Professor Emeritus (Theater) of Brooklyn College and the Graduate Center, CUNY. Sam, a Drama Desk voter, has written and/or edited nearly 30 books on Japanese theater, New York theatre, Shakespeare, and the great stage directors. His reviews for 2012-2013 and 2014-2015 are available in theTheatres Leiter Sideseries on Amazon.com. For more of his reviews, visitTheatres Leiter Side,Theater Pizzazz,andTheater Life.
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