Let’s enjoy the white supremacist freakout after DNA tests show they aren’t 100 percent white – Salon

Statnews a digital news site that focuses on medicine and science published an articleon Wednesday about white supremacists taking genetic tests to measure their whiteness. Manyusers on the white nationalist website Stormfrontposted their results from genetic ancestry company 23andmeandwere unpleasantly surprised to discover that they werent as white as they thought. Their reactions, as it turnsout, are a thing of schadenfreudic beauty.

Heres one personworried that he or she might be a bit Jewish:

I got 100 percent European on mine, and Im from the US and so is my whole family. The thing that DID blow my mind is that I got 18percent Ashkenazic on the standard view and almost 21percent on the speculative view. (They count Ashkenazic as European.) Looks like one of my grandfathers was secretly Jewish. He always said he was Russian. Welp, I guess he meant THAT kind of Russian. Its caused me to have to reassess my self-image a whole lot.

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In onethread titled My 23andme genetic ancestry results, a user found that he was 99.25 percent European, 0.02 percentAfrican and 0.73percent Asian. In another post, a white supremacist had to reevaluate his or her skin color, asking, Am I whitenow?

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Such a small percentage of non-white really ticked off some of the white supremacists: EVERYsingle Americans results that I have seen ALWAYS have this 0.1% non-white garbage, and I literally mean every single one, and Ive viewed hundreds, wrote one user. This has led to a quest for what might be called alternative genetic facts, or as that user put it, results that are actually accurate and not rigged the way that 23andme is for the very reason and cause of trying to spread multiculturalism and make whites think that they are racially mixed.

While some on the sitewere fairly confident of 23andmes accuracy, others foundexcuses not to believe the results they found. Send your results to Dr. Mcdonald and he will give you your accurate results, saidone.

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Athread titled,Is 23andme legit? contained many users scapegoating one group for their ancestral flaws. One sustaining member of the racist site said that, of course, its all the Jews fault:

Theres Jews at the top, that said your results would likely show some non-White ancestry because of this. The Jews want us all to think weve got some non-White DNA so we are more likely to go along with their plan. They dont want us to resist genocide by assimilation.

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In the same thread, a member named headstar wrote:

The 23andMe forum is full of of retards:They think the Holohoax happened.It is full of both white and non-white hardcore nordicists.They think Spain is in Mexico and all those mixed race immigrants are Spanish. They stereotype Southern Europe and equate them to Arabs/Turks/non-Europeans.They refer to any white who isnt of 100% Anglo-Saxon/Northern European stock as a mutt.They like saying white in sarcastic quotation marks.

Some on the message boards like Segregationista did not get DNA testing, but they had advice for other white nationalists who found out they had Jewish ancestry:

Ive never had a DNA test, but I know where all my ancestors are from. I guess it could be amusing, though, having Jews tell me where I came from. I suppose I could use the the test results to become a citizen of Israel

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Looks like weve found the first victims of the white genocide.

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