Steve Bannon’s Devastating Paul Ryan Burn Will Make You Want to Crawl Into a Hole and Die – GQ Magazine

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Make it stop.

Steve Bannon, the White House chief strategist composed of two parts vile racism and one part Jabba the Hutt, doesn't do many public appearances these days. But the nuggets that do trickle out about what he says in private indicate that he is equipped with an unsurprisingly sharp (and occasionally anti-Semitic) tongue. A new book profiling Bannon's meteoric rise from xenophobic blogger to West Wing confidante has already yielded some batshit details about his private life, but this onean insult he used to describe Paul Ryan, whom Bannon feared would try to steal the nomination from Donald Trump at the GOP conventionis so devastatingly cruel that it made me want to lay down on the floor and quietly wait for death's sweet release.

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According to Green, Bannon also waged his assault-by-epithet aloud in Breitbarts Washington, D.C. headquarters: He described the House speaker as a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation."

A memorial service for what little remained of Paul Ryan's soul will be held on Thursday afternoon at 2 P.M. outside of the Ayn Rand Institute in Irvine, California. Attire is country club casual and/or grungy YMCA chic. In lieu of flowers, please consider making a donation to Planned Parenthood of America.

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Steve Bannon's Devastating Paul Ryan Burn Will Make You Want to Crawl Into a Hole and Die - GQ Magazine