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DLISTED Melania Trump is now $2.9 million closer to freedom

CELEBITCHY Amy Schumer declares Life isnt that fun. And who in America in 2017 can muster a full-throated argument to the contrary?

VERY SMART BROTHAS Life is also not fair, but heres a 1,000-word mic drop on Sean Spicers mediocrity to help get you through

VOX Bill OReilly may have shouted down his last guest

JEZEBEL Imagine one of those complex modern multi-agency investigations involving violent motorcycle gangs with their fingers in narcotics and illegal weapons and God knows what else, but swap in rogue midwives, fortune-tellers, dodgy priestsand poisoners. The book reads like Law and Order: 17th Century Parisian Poisoners Unit.

REALITY TEA Gizelle Bryant thinking shes not that shady is your guffaw of the evening

THE BLEMISH Orlando Blooms penis? Orlando Blooms penis

THE SUPERFICIAL Tit for tat: heres Olivia Culpos breasts

UPROXX Oh, Sioux Chef, I get it

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