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Happy National Companion Animal Day!!

Have you ever looked at your animal companion (probably a cat) and thought I would love to be you? Well, now you can! With the Mewgaroo Hoodie from Unihabitat in Japan, you can now literally morph into a half breed of a cat and kangaroo.

Why half kangaroo?

First of all, why not? And second because then you have a little pouch to that hold furry fuzzball of a cat. Unless your cat is a diabolical independent pet that comes to you only for food and when it wants attention.

I cant wait to hold my kitty Joey around literally like a Joey these guys are like my heroes, said obsessed cat owner Nat Bobtail.

The producers have genetically modified the material of the sweater to not only conform your DNA into a Mewgaroo kangacat like some science experiment gone wrong to just hold your cat in a pouch which you could do anyway with your HANDS, but it is also really soft and cozy.

Lets make the world half mutant animals, here I come X-Men! Not so special now are you Wolverine?!?! screamed Mat Sphynx, a guy with no cats whatsoever.

Have fun on your National Companion Animal Day!

The satire is based on the following information: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/21/mewgaroo-pet-sweatshirt-very-handsome_n_7354080.html

http://www.museumofanimals.org/#/animal-holidays/4425087

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