Just a few days after dropping a treasure trove of alleged CIA spying docs in a release called Vault 7, Wikileaks founder Julian Assange received a visit from alleged girlfriend Pamela Anderson. In related news, Pamela Anderson has the worst taste in men. <\/p>\n
As breathlessly documented by UK tabloidThe Daily Mail, Thursday evening Anderson wore JUST a jumper and tights (so a whole outfit?) while visiting Assange at the Ecuadorean embassy in London, where he is holed up to avoid being extradited to Sweden on rape charges. When asked by tabloid reporters if she was dating the celebrated whistleblower\/international douchebag, she just smiled coyly and continued on her way, which naturally drove the paparazzi wild. (But, seriously,you dont bring a man vegan snacksat his hidey hole for months in a country if you are not at least kind of interested in banging him, right?) <\/p>\n
Earlier that night on The Nightly Show, she explained to host John Bishop that she first met Assange or as she calls him, one of the most important people in the world through her friend Vivienne Westwood and the two hit it off: We started seeing each other every month, and now we see each other a lot more regularly. <\/p>\n
In a March 9blog postthat reads more like a free verse love poem titled My Julian, the Baywatch starmore than hinted at a romance with the exiled Australian, writing: <\/p>\n
Julian Assange is the most intelligent, interesting, and informed man in existence. Yes- I think hes quite sexy. <\/p>\n
He has tremendous strength and stamina- though vulnerable. <\/p>\n
TMI, Pam. <\/p>\n
On the topic of Assanges still pending rape charge, Pam is dismissive, brushing it off as a silly and politicized thing: <\/p>\n
Any time anyone maliciously, or frivolously mentions rape next to his name - they need to understand it is defamation. We are all innocent until proven guilty. And- There is no rape - it is a case of condom or not. It is ridiculous. This has been recklessly politicized. And, it is embarrassing for all involved. Sweden is a wonderful country. Stockholm is one of my favorite places on earth to visit. It is silly to continue this. Im sure they want this behind them, as much as anyone. <\/p>\n
Anderson doesntexplain how it is not sexual assault to play the condom or not game with someone who has clearly stated her preference for condom. <\/p>\n
Assuming the relationship is real, Assange joins a long line ofsentient turds the sex symbol-cum-activist has dated,including Kid Rock, Rick Salomon, and fucking Fred Durst. I didnt think it could getany worse than Criss Angel, mindfreak, butthis gal constantly challenges herself to push the limits. <\/p>\n
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