xkcd: Secretary: Part 2
Secretary: Part 2
News Anchor: Breaking news--the President has made a nomination to the new post of Internet Secretary. We know little about the man, shown here.Image Caption: Possibly a haberdasher?News Anchor: Attempts to reach the nominee at home were unsuccessful.Reporter: What the hell kind of apartment has a moat?News Anchor: To understand the culture from which he came--and which he may soon administer--we sent a reporter to what we're told is the source of that culture. Tom?Tom: I'm coming to you live from the 4chan b board. Despite the tube cloggage, nascent memes are flying fast and furious.News Anchor: Why are you wearing a helmet, Tom?Tom: I'm not sure.[[Meanwhile in Ron Paul's blimp...]]Ron Paul: Ahoy! What news of the blogs?Pilot: Dr. Paul! The President's named his nominee!Ron Paul: It's not me?Ron Paul: Wait! I remember that guy from the campaign! He's a notorious troll!Ron Paul: They mustn't put him in charge. Quick, call the capitol!Pilot: Can't, sir. The tubes just went down completely.Ron Paul: Blast!Ron Paul: Then we'll go ourselves. Full speed ahead!{{The blimp advances minutely.}}{{The blimp advances minutely.}}{{The blimp advances minutely.}}Ron Paul: I said full speed!Pilot: It's a blimp, sir!{{Title text: That helmet won't save him.}}
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