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Dream jobs dont come around often.

You know, other than that gig as a whisky ambassador, the position that pays you to travel the world and review fancy homes, and the offer of getting paid to play with Lego all day.

So when these opportunities arrive, youve got to grab them with both hands. Then put em in your pants, in this case.

London-based sex toy brand LoveWoo is currently advertising for an official sex toy reviewer.

Yes, thats a job, and yes, it involves vigorously testing out sex toys to make sure theyre as brilliantly orgasm-inducing as they should be.

The responsibilities include testing out all kinds of products thatll be sent to your door by LoveWoo, and creating reviews to establish why the sex toy is good, how it can be improved, and offer personal recommendations.

Theres more to it than just wanking with fancy equipment, mind. Youll also need to upload reviews on to the website and use social media to share them, respond to customer queries, and write features for the site.

The good news? You can work from home two days a week, while the other three days youll be in the office?

The better news? The role pays 28,000 a year, gives you unlimited holiday, and you get to go on a staff retreat for three days each year. Fancy.

Throw in the discounted gym membership, a day off for your birthday, and private healthcare, and youve got a pretty sweet deal if youre good at writing and enjoy a solo sex sesh.

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If you fancy applying, youll need to send in a sample sex toy review, as well as a CV and/or a video application telling LoveWoo all about yourself and why youd be great at being a sex toy reviewer.

There doesnt seem to be a deadline, but wed recommend applying sharpish if youre interested. We reckon a lot of people would be up for getting paid to masturbate.

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