by Clifford Thies

The blagosphere, both right and left, is abuzz with titulation concerning Sarah's girls, following her appearance at Belmont race track, to root for a horse named "First Dude".

Sarah, ever the fashionista, was dressed in a tee, sunglasses and a sporty cap. Accompanied by her amazingly handsome husband (the real First Dude), limo driver and entourage, she made quite a splash. Beauty, charm and power, all "in the moment," what a package!

The left-blagosphere was aghast. Especially by one photo that showed Sarah's vuluptuous figure in a very flattering way. Comparing her curves in that photo to her curves in others, they asked, Is Sarah enhanced?

Not that cosmetic surgery would be a bad thing for, say, Speaker of the House Nancy "Michael Jackson" Pelosi.

But, no, my dear left-socialist friends, Sarah's not enhanced. It's called a bra. Remember those things you burned during the 1960s? Bras are used by women with curves to keep the girls in place, and fashionistas have a range of bras appropriate to the occassion. Sports bras that flatten and bras that you wear to better fill out a tee, and there are others. Hence, the different profiles.

As for us Libertarian Republicans, we see in Sarah Palin an affirmation of our values: a person who is happy to be who she is and who uses her mind to express herself, to be productive and to enjoy life.

(H/t Memeo)