By Clifford F. Thies

Things turn real ugly for House Democrats
Many races suddenly in play
Several Democrat incumbents distance themselves from Obama
Possibility of a Republican landslide of historic proportions
Maybe the largest ever
Rumor that Pelosi will resign her seat

No real change in Senate races
Republicans continue projected to pick-up six to ten seats

Double-digit gains in Governors and in control of state legislative chambers
Perhaps 4 to 600 seats in state legislatures

Electorate turns decidedly free-market
Majority of Democrats still committed socialists

This is the Year of the Republican Woman
Young voters turn against Democrats with a vengeance
Republicans look to win Hispanic and Asian vote
Twenty percent possible with African Americans

Newsweek has lost all credibility
Paul Krugman certifiable
Democrat pollsters strive to keep hope alive
Signs of low-level electoral fraud all over the country
Overseas military voters again disenfranchised by Democrat-dominated
electoral boards

Don’t forget to vote
Don’t give up on our country
Don’t give up on yourself
Yes, we can turn this thing around
Yes, you can find a job
We will never give in to the terrorists
We proclaim Liberty now and forever!

Editor's comment - Yes, we admit it. We are getting giddy here at LR. So much so, that Professor Thies is breaking into limericks.