Gaming the transient homeless vote

From Cliff Thies:

About those questionable Clark County results? Turns out there are thousands of people who live underground in Las Vegas, in storm drains. None of these people have landlines and, so, weren't surveyed by the poll-takers. All the union goons needed to do to GOTV was go down into the dark places. Offers of food and drugs were probably sufficient. Just had to be careful to provide dark sunglasses so as to prevent snow blindness.

From the UK Daily Mail:

Deep beneath Vegas’s glittering lights lies a sinister labyrinth inhabited by poisonous spiders and a man nicknamed The Troll who wields an iron bar.

But astonishingly, the 200 miles of flood tunnels are also home to 1,000 people who eke out a living in the strip’s dark underbelly.

Most of the people who live underground have fallen into destitution after struggling with drink, drugs or mental health problems

Living in underground hovels. The future of America???