This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet [Nsfw]

Based on my non-existent Chinese skills, I managed to understand that this inflatable bra makes boobs big, BIG, BIG. And I guess it comes with odd sound effects included? Can someone watch please this commercial and translate for me?

I just really need to know whether the voice over guy or the girl with the measuring tape are included with the purchase or sold separately.

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