Jonathan Schwartz manned the CEO helm at Sun Microsystems for almost four years. But now that the company's been sold to Oracle, he's tweeting off into the sunset. Hey, at least he counted his haiku syllables right.
I think it's only fair, since Jonathan left us with a poem, that we return the courtesy. I'll start!
Jonathan Schwartz: Don't
care for the ponytail, but
Java's pretty sweet.
Okay, now you go. Dirty limericks also accepted/encouraged. And bonus points for something with MySQL. [Twitter via Boing Boing]
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