Scientists to Stop Global Warming by Moving the Moon Closer
Scientists Plan to Pull the Moon 10 Miles Closer to Stop Global Warming says NASA woodymarx.hubpages.com In a startling announcement on Friday, NASA spokesman Uriah Heep said that there will be an effort to pull the moon at least ten miles closer to the Earth, in an attempt to cool the earth down and stop global warming. "We are going to see if scud missiles, shot at the Moon, from the Space Station, in strategic locations, will set the moon spinning fast and twirl it into a new orbit much closer to Earth than it is now." said Dr. Heep, Head of the Moon Comittee at NASA. Scientists are presently having the scud missiles loaded on a rocket to leave Cape Canaveral this weekend, to send up to the Space Station which will, from there, be able to aim them in the precise direction to hit the Moon. If this works, says Dr. Heep, "global warming will be obliterated within the space of a single week and everything will be cooler on Earth due to the shade we will get 24 hours a day from the Sun. This will make the world a twilight world and a cooler one, and the Poles will stop melting, and severe weather events will be no more bother."From:Woody MarxViews:2 1ratingsTime:01:12More inScience Technology
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