WebMD Symptom Checker is not for the faint-hearted – you need a real doctor

So, you feel some trembling and you decide to see what the options might be on WebMD Symptom Checker... After a couple of clicks, the computerized algorithm suggests that you may be a cannibal:

This is exactly why you need to see a real doctor instead of relying on online symptom checks, Google and Facebook.

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