by Clifford F. Thies

Elliot Spitzer, the disgraced former Governor of New York State and currently the director of ethics for CNN, was broadcasting some kind of investigation into the background of Donald Trump, a sort of, maybe candidate for President.

The Donald didn't care too much for this investigation as, just to cite one little reason, he has a bunch of current and potentially future ex-wives who have a pecuniary interest in his net worth. Then, there's the banks, limited partners and venture capitalists pursuing foreclosure on various properties of his.

So, the Donald called up Spitzer right on the air to take issue with the idea with that the American people might have a right to know about his finances. Spitzer replied, and I quote,

"The issue here, and I also agree as a private entity and a private company you do not have the obligation to make the disclosures that a public company does.

"And therefore there's a certain lack of knowledge that all of us bring to this conversation ... "

A certain lack of knoweldge???

What about the mystery man himself? You know, the guy whom we don't have a right to know in what country he was born, or what's recorded on his birth certificate, his coursework and grades when he was a student, why it took him so long to graduate, the reason he was given scholarships to Ivy League universities, who wrote his book, how he got a loan for millions of dollars to buy his mansion, his relationship tp Jeremiah Wright, Louis Farrakhan, Bill Ayres, Rod Blagojevich, Tony Rezko, etc., etc.

Oh, wait, we already know everything we need to know about that person.

He's a Democrat.