A 21-year-old guy who was working the midnight shift at his job was bored with the lack of customers.

However, an encounter with a woman who stopped by with a seductive offer changed everything, but not in a good way.

Redditor "throwaway53018" prefaced his TIFU (Today I F'd UP) post by disclosing that he tends to "run into some really weird people" at his place of work.

He played right into this very narrative on this fateful night.

The Original Poster (OP) may have appreciated the company to occupy his boredom, but her services beyond that were not required.

But it wasn't the last he saw of her.

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Things took a turn, post-coitus.

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The OP's father shared an interesting anecdote regarding a woman who was arrested for drunk-driving.

Redditors gave their advice on what not to do.

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Redditors warned that lying to authorities could have serious consequences.

This user suggested the OP plead the fifth amendment and attached a video in which a Regent University Law professor recommended not talking to the police.

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This informed user suggested to say the following when cops put on the pressure.

The OP gave an update with some bad news.

He lied and forgot about the surveillance cameras.

This is how Redditor "Peaceful-mammoth" sees it.

The hotel got slammed for their intervention.

Maybe the OP will get off easy.

We have bigger fish to fry.

So much for social distancing.

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