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Fist of Etiquette|6.19.17 @ 4:30PM|#

The Supreme Court also agreed to hear a case on gerrymandering in Wisconsin.

Gerry's not gonna like this. Neither is the GOP, I assume.

|6.19.17 @ 4:34PM|#

JFree|6.19.17 @ 5:31PM|#

If the SC made the right decision, both parties would be the losers. Since they most likely won't make that decision, only the American people will be the losers.

Lord_at_War|6.19.17 @ 7:35PM|#

"Gerrymandering" is all on Dems. We have two legally ordained "minority-majority" districts in OH that will elect any black Dem by a 75-25 margin. We also have metro Toledo and Cleveland that will also regularly elect a Dem... and Repubs win all the rest 55-45 or 53-47.

JFree|6.19.17 @ 10:59PM|#

I have no idea whether Ohio is gerrymandered - but its pretty clear you don't really understand what it actually is. Because what you are describing is called packing and cracking - and with those results it would be the R's doing it.

Mithrandir|6.19.17 @ 4:30PM|#

Two important Supreme Court decisions came down today upholding citizens' free speech rights. Good stuff from the USSC today.

Tom Bombadil|6.19.17 @ 7:51PM|#

Unfortunately, good news is bad news according to Welch in the next article.

Fist of Etiquette|6.19.17 @ 4:31PM|#

...Russia is threatening to target aircraft flown by the U.S. and its allies over Syria.

Hey! The U.S. has dibs on No Fly.

Mithrandir|6.19.17 @ 4:32PM|#

Who's fucking idea were no-fly zones?

Citizen X - #6|6.19.17 @ 4:31PM|#

Two important Supreme Court decisions came down today upholding citizens' free speech rights.

Still bracing myself for the massive nutslap the universe is surely preparing in order that balance may be restored.

Rich|6.19.17 @ 4:41PM|#

Something like "hate" language is legally a separate category from "offensive" language?

Chipper Morning, Now #1|6.19.17 @ 4:43PM|#

Like beaver alarming mate of danger with loud slap, universe smack Citizen X scrotum with police abuse story.

Half-Virtue, Half-Vice|6.19.17 @ 4:43PM|#

What is the Trumpocalypse, chopped liver?

Citizen X - #6|6.19.17 @ 4:46PM|#

That's just some trifling shit that way too many people won't stop whining about.

Crusty Juggler - Elite|6.19.17 @ 4:32PM|#

Lena Dunham's dad taught her how to use a tampon

Citizen X - #6|6.19.17 @ 4:35PM|#

What a dreadful anecdote.

|6.19.17 @ 4:36PM|#

She's all dreary banality this chick.

Half-Virtue, Half-Vice|6.19.17 @ 4:38PM|#

I should have Lena Dunham sign my trash can.

BearOdinson|6.19.17 @ 4:41PM|#

Crusty, you have finally gone too far!!

This cannot stand, man. This aggression cannot stand!

Chipper Morning, Now #1|6.19.17 @ 4:47PM|#

Crusty always offers his penis as a tampon.

Chipper Morning, Now #1|6.19.17 @ 4:46PM|#

Still better than dreaming of being abducted by aliens and then waking up to a blood-soaked bed to the arrival of your menarche. This happened to someone I know.

The Last American Hero|6.19.17 @ 6:31PM|#

The anesthesia used by the Greys often causes people to assume those were dreams.

Fist of Etiquette|6.19.17 @ 4:47PM|#

If this were true, we'd have known about it long before now. Her first period? First anecdote, for sure. Sounds like instead she finally watched Armageddon.

Juice|6.19.17 @ 4:49PM|#

Yeah, she had NO IDEA what was happening.

BearOdinson|6.19.17 @ 4:52PM|#

Every fucking day I thank Freyr (the god of fertility) that I only have sons and no daughters!!

Fucking "misty-eyed"??

More like "Here is a piece of my shirt. Stuff it in there until we get home!"

|6.19.17 @ 5:47PM|#

More like "Here is a piece of my shirt. Stuff it in there until we get home!"

Fuck that! Shirts cost money. Unless you're going to bleed to death, rub dirt on it until it stops bleeding.

BearOdinson|6.19.17 @ 6:03PM|#

Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

Unlabelable MJGreen|6.19.17 @ 5:05PM|#

Diane Reynolds (Paul.)|6.19.17 @ 5:12PM|#

Everything Lena believes or has experienced is a social construct.

Meh.|6.19.17 @ 5:17PM|#

So her dad taught her how to use a tampon, she molested her sister... I hate to ask what kind of a messed-up relationship she had with her mom, but I'm sure she'll tell us all soon!

|6.19.17 @ 5:40PM|#

Well, her dad specializes in crude "art" cartoons of naked women, mostly with really prominent hairy vaginas as the focal point.

Her mom could be totally normal, in other words, and all would still be explained.

Half-Virtue, Half-Vice|6.19.17 @ 4:32PM|#

After the United States downed a Syrian warplane, Russia is threatening to target aircraft flown by the U.S. and its allies over Syria.

Wouldn't it just be easier for Putin to call Trump's cell?

Tom Bombadil|6.19.17 @ 7:58PM|#

Not pr effective. Don't you see the ongoing conspiracy? Trump tells Putin he needs an anti-Ruskie act to boost his cred. Putin says, you're not fucking with one of our planes. They agree on Syria. Nobody likes him anyway. Trump gets a kill. Putin cries fake tears and makes some threats. Everybody wins.

Guarantee that will be mainstream libtard talking point within 24 hours.

WakaWaka|6.19.17 @ 4:32PM|#

"Well, we have all those leaks, though"

Which have mostly blown-up spectacularly

Half-Virtue, Half-Vice|6.19.17 @ 4:33PM|#

A driver crashed into a police vehicle and died in Paris in what authorities believe was an attempted terrorist attack. Nobody else was injured.

No virgins for you!

BearOdinson|6.19.17 @ 4:42PM|#

If I get to Valhalla, I am going to laugh my ass off when I see that all those Islamist terrorsists who thought they were getting 72 virgins are nothing but target practice for the Einherjar!

PurityDiluting|6.19.17 @ 6:47PM|#

Or as Robin Williams once explained, it's a typo ... 72 Virginians are waiting to pummel the terrorists

Chipper Morning, Now #1|6.19.17 @ 4:48PM|#

Haha, imagine if the Soup Nazi is the gatekeeper in Muslim heaven.

Rich|6.19.17 @ 4:33PM|#

The court ruled that the federal government cannot reject trademarks just because they use "offensive" language.

Like "Fuck you!"?

Fist of Etiquette|6.19.17 @ 4:34PM|#

A driver crashed into a police vehicle and died in Paris in what authorities believe was an attempted terrorist attack. Nobody else was injured.

Vous avez eu un seul travail!

Illocust|6.19.17 @ 4:34PM|#

Wait, does this mean the redskins are no longer in danger of losing their trademark?

Rich|6.19.17 @ 4:35PM|#

The Last American Hero|6.19.17 @ 6:32PM|#

Bubba Jones|6.19.17 @ 7:48PM|#

Ironic because they wanted to consolidate and take over the cases. This seems to have worked out well enough for them.

Tom Bombadil|6.19.17 @ 8:03PM|#

Continued here:

Free Speech Wins Big at Supreme Court, Russia Threatens US over Syria, Possible Failed Terror Attack in Paris: PM ... - Reason (blog)