SMBC shows why I don’t believe in time travel | Bad Astronomy

If you don’t read Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, then you are a pinko commie^*. Or a socialist. I dunno; I get these political epithets mixed up.

Anyway, today’s was great, as usual. But I wonder who this Professor Thorne is…?

^* Zach Weiner, it turns out, is a feudal anarchist. Serf’s up!

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