Move over Hot Girl Summer: 2022 is shaping up to give us Unexpected Album Summer after famed honorary lesbian Drakeone single day after the life-saving announcement of a new Beyonc album and a surprise single from FKA Twigsgifted us with a surprise album last night. Honestly, Nevermind is a instant classic in the Drake genre, even if its missing some of the bombast of last years Certified Lover Boy in which he famously outed himself as a he/they lesbian.

In classic Drake fashion, the album gives us a look into the romantic fears and vulnerabilities of one of the worlds most iconic lovers of womenwhile flawlessly upholding his doomed romantic persona. Its mellow, hilarious, and sexy all at once: another classic Drake combination. Here are a few of the most important truths we uncovered while listening:

This one seems obvious, but theres some deep wisdom buried in here. You cant buy love, and you also cant buy ambition. But you can be an honorary lesbian if you try hard enough.

2. He Doesnt Go to the Met Because They Only Provide a Plus One (Sticky)

A longtime mystery solved at last! Who would Drake bring to the Met if they did give him more than a plus one? And more importantly: what would he wear? The mind boggles.

3. His Mother Wanted Him to Go Corporate (Sticky)

Okay but why work for a corporation when you can BE a corporation, Sandi?

4. He Speaks Beautiful French (Sticky)

Not exactly a surprise because, you know, Canada, but very hot. Imagine Drake calling you cherie. Tell me thats not lesbian culture. Also the fact that the song is called Sticky, I rest my case.

5. His Funeral is Going to Be Lit (Massive)

Thats how he treated people! This is definitely something we already knew, since I personally cant imagine Drakes funeral being anything less than a stadium-filling event with lots of fireworks and possibly a 50-foot Drake hologram. But I dont want to spend too much time on this thought because the idea of a world without Drake is too sad for me to contemplate. More life, naythe most possible life for Drake! Immortality for our favorite honorary lesbian.

6. He Loves the Way They Hang (Jimmy Cooks)

F*ck the silicone! Honestly, this is the energy that makes Drake a beloved honorary lesbian to begin with. He likes you just the way you are, babe, and never forget it. That said, lets not forget that Drake is very surgery-positive. Hes a fan of an enhanced butt (who isnt?) so dont ever fall into the trap of thinking that Drake is trying to surgery-shame anyone. Hes just saying that hes a fan of those big naturals. What dyke isnt?

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6 Things We Learned from Honorary Lesbian Drake's New Album - INTO