It's the worst feeling: Waking up completely wrecked from the night before, only to realize with a dull sweat that you pressed 'Send'. Fortunately for the rest of us, what you drunkenly texted is often hilarious.

And now there's even a whole website dedicated to collecting your stupidest text messages: Texts From Last Night (dot com), which has upped the ante with a book and the now obligatory iPhone app. (You can, of course, just text them.)

Here are some of our favorites.

Just because this came from California I'm not going to judge

(707) he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?

Strategy: Indisputable; Tactics: Perhaps Less So

Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave? I'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife.

Modern love is hard, but Google is not

(314) I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.

Mooning Over My Hammies

Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle-aged waitress at the Denny's in Waco. She's used but in good condition.

No, you're good. Just set your desk on fire.

She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?

But where's the remote?

dude I woke up laying next to some guy. I don't have my bra or his name. he has a nice TV though.

Unfortunately all I ever watched was "The A-Team", so I just got in my van and drove away.

I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for rope so he wouldn't wake up. I am so glad I watched MacGyver as a kid.

Finally: Everyone here wins

(949) Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?

(1-949) are you seriously doing this over text message

(949) hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

Verizon has officially stated that they will be holding a joint press conference with Skype at MWC on Tuesday, and now Business Week is reporting that Verizon will announce new phones preloaded with Skype for use with their 3G network.

Well yes, that seems like a pretty reasonable guess for what the two companies will be announcing come Tuesday. Despite constant rumors of such, there's no iPhone or iPad on the Verizon horizon, and adding Skype to their stable would be an attractive option for customers who are making fewer and fewer calls but are already plunking down considerable cash for beefy data plans.

With Skype tinkering away on the 3G functionality of their iPhone app—3G Skype calls are already possible with Fring—it seems like as good a time as ever for Verizon to make a strong push for 3G data calling and the more flexible plans it will engender. [Business Week]

If you like robots or music even a little bit, you should really just go ahead and watch this video of Marv, a robotic vibraphone, playing "Flight of the Bumblebee" faster than any human ever has or ever will.*

On the vibes, at least, Marv is king. Created by three San Francisco engineers who are musicians themselves, the "MIDI Actuated Robotic Vibraphone" will be making its public debut at BarBot next week.

Thankfully, the team captured this early run-through on video, so those of us not in the Bay Area can be dazzled by Marv's performance. At first it seems like the vibraphone is playing itself, and you get that same weird, uncanny feeling when you come across a player piano. But then the camera moves closer and you can see what's really going on: instead of using two mallets to strike the bars, each note has its own tiny piston underneath which allows Marv to play pieces with wicked precision and dizzying speed.

As the team's website claims, Marv plays arrangements "far more complex than a human player could ever achieve," in part because of its ability to strike multiple notes simultaneously.

I like how at the beginning of this video one team member says, "it does something at least," as if what we're about to see is only a passable example of robovibes action. But once Marv gets going and the bumblebee is flying at full tilt, the camera pans to two of the creators who just nod their heads like, "oh Hell yeah."

Marv can be programmed to play along with humans, too, but I'm not sure I'd want to be the dude holding back this machine's incredible robo-abilities. I guess what I'm saying is, when it comes to mallet-based percussion instruments, bring on the singularity. [Robovibes via Laughing Squid]

*Some commenters rightfully directed me to this video of Tiago della Vega playing the piece even crazier fast, though I cannot verify his status as "human."

Though we've talked a lot about dumping via text message, the burning question put to our resident love doctor is: Can you ask someone out via text message? And can you do it with video?

As technology evolves, the number of ways to ask someone out on a date grows and grows until one day you get a Farmville Cupig and wonder if it's love. Or something. The way I see it, as long as the object of your affection texts and texts often, I think it's a fine way to go. Just make sure you're creative, adorable or flirtatious about asking someone on a date. If not, then you're just being lazy which is unattractive to most.

And please, for the love of the text gods, use full words rather than something like "u want 2 go 2 the movies w/me?" It only takes two more letters to write the whole word "you"! And "to" is only one more character than "2"! If you want someone to spend hours of their precious time with you when they could be dating someone else or stalking their ex's Facebook profile, then please take a few seconds to come up with the most creative text ever with which to ask them out.

If you're too nervous to call and ask them out, say so in the text—that could be flattering and endearing. A video invite would be awesome and could show off your dedication and talents; just don't do anything that would utterly embarrass yourself as too many people would show off your video invite to their 12 closest friends.

You could also create an event on Facebook (make it a secret/closed event, visible only to her) and invite her to attend. It's more modern than Evite and she can sync the event with her Outlook calendar. If you want to go old school, call her up. If she doesn't answer, sing a made-up song into her voicemail, asking her out. Does she like letters and regular old postal mail? Send her a letter asking her out. Technology allows us to innovate but it can also make it too easy to be lazy so make sure to use it to your advantage.

Make sure the medium you use shows off your best side. If you show someone what you've got and they're not into it, try to not take it as a rejection of you. It just may not be the right fit. An artist friend of mine tells the story of how he showed up with a beautiful painting as a gift for a first a date. Though past dates had been taken aback by his forwardness, this particular woman seemed touched. A few years later, they married. So I say wear your heart on your sleeve, if you can: you will likely get turned down a few times but when you come across the right person, it will be worth it.

Read more of Dr. Debby's love advice here during Gizmodo's Bad Valentine celebration.

Debby Herbenick, PhD is a Research Scientist and Associate Director of The Center for Sexual Health Promotion at Indiana University, a sexual health educator at The Kinsey Institute and author of Because It Feels Good: A Woman's Guide to Sexual Pleasure and Satisfaction. She blogs at MySexProfessor.com.

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